Whatever Happened to Hakuna Matata?

Thank you love, means a lot to have people there for you.

Alright, actually have to leave for work now

see you in 8 hours, don’t spoil Doctor Who for me too bad my loves.

Someone across the street just screamed like they were being murdered

I feel like I’m in the beginning of an episode of Supernatural

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lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

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thedoctorpottergames:

itsbetterthananoooperaaa:

duck-life:

thelilnan:

dembrainfarts:

thelilnan:

If anyone says they would not love to live in a Hobbit hole, they are either dead or soulless.

or just like, you know, too tall

or soulless and too tall

how the hell did the Supernatural fandom get here so quickly

we have a car

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

• Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Less than 20 minutes till work

imyourgeek:

just under an hour till we find out his name was john smith all along

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

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moofles:

mei-gin:

m1dnightlife:

What

…..

this better get added to that one post of everything falling into Satan’s lair

zylphiacrowley:

Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”

thetenthdoctah:

ophilinonoo:

dude can you imagine before the fall like two office angels hanging around the water cooler in the break room. “so what’s on your list of things to do toda- hurufhjgghh”

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??